Archive for the ‘TeeVee’ Category

At Midnight We Spill Champagne under the Twinkling Lights (102 Syllables for the New Year).

faked by Wednesday, January 4th, 2006


Gorjus Media: Books, Comics, & Records of 2006 (plus maybe some TeeVee Shows and Video Games).

faked by Sunday, January 1st, 2006



faked by Thursday, December 29th, 2005

Sally and I have a standing date on Wednesday nights. Not with each other, with the Klums. Rowr.

Merry Xmas!! (Broken Sketches/”Ask Bo Bice” + Boomy Box).

faked by Monday, December 26th, 2005


Sally!! Get Yr Baby outta the Fridge!

faked by Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Okay, so I’ve been laid up with the hateflu.

XJ-9 Hates . . . Everything!

faked by Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

So after Tofurkey Day I spent the better part of two days sorting through gorjus artifacts that have been housed for nearly four years in the hinterlands of Alabama.

Does Anybody Wanna Take Me Home? or, You’re Only A Capitalistic Bourgeois Pig If It Costs List Price.

faked by Friday, October 21st, 2005


The Legend of Indigo Wyldefyre.

faked by Friday, July 22nd, 2005


God Is Angry At You; or, the Betrayal of J. Peterman by ABC and the American Public.

faked by Thursday, July 7th, 2005


I Know; I Really Do

faked by Friday, July 1st, 2005