Archive for the ‘TeeVee’ Category


faked by Monday, June 27th, 2011

The good doctor
has his fingers in the mouth
of a red-haired man.

Repeat after me, the good doctor
says to the red-haired man:
this vindictive creature, he
swallows the delicate flower

It beat counting pills, it all
beat counting pills.
He was fine with being a
special guest star, fine with
being the villain. As long as he
wasn’t down in the Bronx,
counting pills.

The red-haired man squints &
mumbles. The doctor spreads his
cheeks, pinches his tongue:
Again, Carlos. Repeat after me.

At least it’s not the Patriots

faked by Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

In which Gilbert Hernandez helps me understand my scorn for New England (the football team).


faked by Sunday, June 13th, 2010

The Failures of Fox amidst the Triumph of Florida.

faked by Friday, January 9th, 2009

As a hardcore Bama fan, I cheered for the Tebow Child and Percy Harvin—plus those other guys—against the now Quad-Cursed Stoops Brigade. After the Sugar Bowl, I knew the Tebow was the real deal, a brush-cut QB/halfback straight out of a 1950’s football flick, complete with quaint (and real) honesty and devotion to his team.


Crabby Wednesday.

faked by Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

I was just walking down the street, and this sort of awkward, faux-hawked kid walked up and said WHERE IS TEH POMES??

Project Runway: Finale!

faked by Thursday, March 9th, 2006

Note: spoilers ahead! If you’ve got it cued up in the Tivo (because you live in Arizona, or something ridiculous like that)—beware!

Professor Fury in Repose.

faked by Wednesday, March 1st, 2006


Project Runway Reunion Special / Lupe Intervention / Daniel F. Breakdown Shame Document / Gumby-Legged, Marshmallowy, Delicious Horror!!

faked by Thursday, February 23rd, 2006


Ghost and Bird in: Tassels and a Zipper.

faked by Friday, February 10th, 2006


Candy Everybody Wants.

faked by Friday, February 3rd, 2006