Note: spoilers ahead! If you’ve got it cued up in the Tivo (because you live in Arizona, or something ridiculous like that)—beware!
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Archive for the ‘Sally’ Category
Project Runway: Finale!
faked by gorjus Thursday, March 9th, 2006OMG OMG IT’S A RERUN.
faked by gorjus Thursday, December 29th, 2005Sally!! Get Yr Baby outta the Fridge!
faked by gorjus Tuesday, December 20th, 2005Okay, so I’ve been laid up with the hateflu.
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Katrina, Day Four; or, Gorjus Hearts Electricity.
faked by gorjus Wednesday, September 21st, 2005Ephemera 07.18.05; or, Disfavored Literary Devices, Rock and Roll, and Mississippi Wildflower Honey.
faked by gorjus Monday, July 18th, 2005So, I’ve been reading the books, shaking my tailfeathers to the rock music, and doing a bit of traveling. How have you been?
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Here is my problem / with Scientology; it / ignores what we know; or, Tom Cruise Haikus.
faked by gorjus Monday, July 11th, 2005A week or so ago, PrettyFakes got her very first hate mail!! Well, it wasn’t quite hate mail. It was more like, you suck mail. It was e-mailed to us and also posted as a comment on my “Tom Cruise v. the Nazis” cartoon.
I didn’t mind it, and it didn’t hurt my feelings, and I certainly didn’t disregard it simply because the person writing it has a different religion or philosophy than mine—in this case, Scientology.
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Jitney 14 v. Whole Foods: Round Zero.
faked by gorjus Friday, June 24th, 2005The following is an excerpt of a conversation between a group of friends that are all Belhaven residents.
Gorjus: So, the Jitney 14 on Fortification—or as they insist on calling it, the “Winn Dixie”—is on the market.
What I want to know is, should we buy it and turn it into a disco? I’m thinking we could call it Welty’s.
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True Stories from Jaxxie Glam’s Indy-Rock B-B-Q; or, Hold on to Your Ego.
faked by gorjus Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
lunch threat #157 (with teri hatcher as “sally” and a footloose-era kevin bacon as “gorjus”).
faked by gorjus Friday, January 14th, 2005