Archive for the ‘Sally’ Category

Project Runway: Finale!

faked by Thursday, March 9th, 2006

Note: spoilers ahead! If you’ve got it cued up in the Tivo (because you live in Arizona, or something ridiculous like that)—beware!


faked by Thursday, December 29th, 2005

Sally and I have a standing date on Wednesday nights. Not with each other, with the Klums. Rowr.

Sally!! Get Yr Baby outta the Fridge!

faked by Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Okay, so I’ve been laid up with the hateflu.

Katrina, Day Four; or, Gorjus Hearts Electricity.

faked by Wednesday, September 21st, 2005


Ephemera 07.18.05; or, Disfavored Literary Devices, Rock and Roll, and Mississippi Wildflower Honey.

faked by Monday, July 18th, 2005

So, I’ve been reading the books, shaking my tailfeathers to the rock music, and doing a bit of traveling. How have you been?

Here is my problem / with Scientology; it / ignores what we know; or, Tom Cruise Haikus.

faked by Monday, July 11th, 2005

A week or so ago, PrettyFakes got her very first hate mail!! Well, it wasn’t quite hate mail. It was more like, you suck mail. It was e-mailed to us and also posted as a comment on my “Tom Cruise v. the Nazis” cartoon.

I didn’t mind it, and it didn’t hurt my feelings, and I certainly didn’t disregard it simply because the person writing it has a different religion or philosophy than mine—in this case, Scientology.

Jitney 14 v. Whole Foods: Round Zero.

faked by Friday, June 24th, 2005

The following is an excerpt of a conversation between a group of friends that are all Belhaven residents.

Gorjus: So, the Jitney 14 on Fortification—or as they insist on calling it, the “Winn Dixie”—is on the market.

What I want to know is, should we buy it and turn it into a disco? I’m thinking we could call it Welty’s.

True Stories from Jaxxie Glam’s Indy-Rock B-B-Q; or, Hold on to Your Ego.

faked by Tuesday, May 31st, 2005


well, the hatbox mite be a bit too much.

faked by Wednesday, January 26th, 2005


lunch threat #157 (with teri hatcher as “sally” and a footloose-era kevin bacon as “gorjus”).

faked by Friday, January 14th, 2005