Archive for the ‘Sally’ Category

TRUE NERD THEATRE: Somewhere In Time!

faked by Friday, August 7th, 2009

Friends, I now claim my heritage as TRUE NERD. Yesterday, Sally was musing about the semi-legendary tearjerker/time travel movie Somewhere in Time.



faked by Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

A conversation which occurred the morning of October 9, 2007.

Gorjus: WHAT UP
want to be my executrix?
Sally: omg you’re chatting
Gorjus: i know it’s HOT
Sally: i want to be anything that ends with trix


Very First Lie (Happy Birthday to Everybody Everwhere).

faked by Thursday, February 22nd, 2007



faked by Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

The esteemed Professor Fury & I just received this electronic mail:


I wanted to let you know about an EXCITING OFFER available to you both. It’s called YOUR WEBSITE. You should WRITE SOMETHING and POST IT THERE.

Your Friend,

Ahem. We have both perhaps been remiss, swept up in the pleasures of Boys and Girls in America. I’ve got more Polaroid sets from Yazoo City, Legion Field, the Nick, and stories about the Goxxip, but I actually think the Prof. has given up writing.

“My spleen,” he has been heard to say. “I feel it inside me still, although softer, paler, more ghostlyish.”

It really creeps me out when he says that.

Behind the Magick.

faked by Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

Today I got some PrettyFakes hate-mail. In its glorious entirety:

To: Gorjus
From: Sally
Subject: You Should Probably

...just give up your website. I could save myself several hours a week if I didn’t have to check every 5 minutes to see if you’ve posted something.

So she’s not just sick, she’s mean!

. . . And Sally J. Nordan Does Not Cotton to Whores.

faked by Wednesday, June 28th, 2006


Imaginary PrettyFakes Mailbag Pt. III!

faked by Friday, June 16th, 2006

More reader mail! Keep it coming, true deceivers!

Comics Books Are Not Science Fiction, Nerd!

faked by Thursday, May 25th, 2006

So the new X-Men movie is coming out and nerds everywhere are curled into the fetal position, cradling their near-mint copies of Uncanny Nos. 141 and 142 whilst gently rocking back and forth as they imagine the scaly curves of Rebacca Romijn.

I understand that. But I was shocked to hear from an all-new, all-different fan: Sally J. Nordan.

Lord Scorpion; or, The Compositional Nature of Three Shirts Recently Purchased in Water Valley, Mississippi.

faked by Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006


PrettyFakes Q & A: Sally J. Nordan.

faked by Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

If Pretty Fakes can be said to have a big sister, it’s the wildly popular Sally J. Nordan at The Oh Really.