Friends, I now claim my heritage as TRUE NERD. Yesterday, Sally was musing about the semi-legendary tearjerker/time travel movie Somewhere in Time.
Archive for the ‘Sally’ Category
Executrix!
faked by gorjus Tuesday, October 9th, 2007A conversation which occurred the morning of October 9, 2007.
Gorjus: WHAT UP
want to be my executrix?
Sally: omg you’re chatting
Gorjus: i know it’s HOT
Sally: i want to be anything that ends with trix
Very First Lie (Happy Birthday to Everybody Everwhere).
faked by gorjus Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
“DEAR SIRS.”
faked by gorjus Tuesday, October 10th, 2006The esteemed Professor Fury & I just received this electronic mail:
DEAR SIRS,I wanted to let you know about an EXCITING OFFER available to you both. It’s called YOUR WEBSITE. You should WRITE SOMETHING and POST IT THERE.
Your Friend,
Sally
Ahem. We have both perhaps been remiss, swept up in the pleasures of Boys and Girls in America. I’ve got more Polaroid sets from Yazoo City, Legion Field, the Nick, and stories about the Goxxip, but I actually think the Prof. has given up writing.
“My spleen,” he has been heard to say. “I feel it inside me still, although softer, paler, more ghostlyish.”
It really creeps me out when he says that.
Behind the Magick.
faked by gorjus Wednesday, August 16th, 2006Today I got some PrettyFakes hate-mail. In its glorious entirety:
To: Gorjus
From: Sally
Subject: You Should Probably...just give up your website. I could save myself several hours a week if I didn’t have to check every 5 minutes to see if you’ve posted something.
. . . And Sally J. Nordan Does Not Cotton to Whores.
faked by gorjus Wednesday, June 28th, 2006Imaginary PrettyFakes Mailbag Pt. III!
faked by gorjus Friday, June 16th, 2006More reader mail! Keep it coming, true deceivers!
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Comics Books Are Not Science Fiction, Nerd!
faked by gorjus Thursday, May 25th, 2006So the new X-Men movie is coming out and nerds everywhere are curled into the fetal position, cradling their near-mint copies of Uncanny Nos. 141 and 142 whilst gently rocking back and forth as they imagine the scaly curves of Rebacca Romijn.
I understand that. But I was shocked to hear from an all-new, all-different fan: Sally J. Nordan.
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Lord Scorpion; or, The Compositional Nature of Three Shirts Recently Purchased in Water Valley, Mississippi.
faked by gorjus Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006PrettyFakes Q & A: Sally J. Nordan.
faked by gorjus Wednesday, April 19th, 2006If Pretty Fakes can be said to have a big sister, it’s the wildly popular Sally J. Nordan at The Oh Really.
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