Archive for August, 2010

SCRATCH MY NAME ON YR ARM WITH A FOUNTAIN PEN

faked by Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Scratch My Name on Yr Arm with a Fountain Pen, mixed media 2010, expired Polaroid 200 film mounted on vinyl (detail).

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I’M OLDER THAN I WISH TO BE

faked by Monday, August 30th, 2010

I’m Older Than I Wish To Be, mixed media 2010, Izone camera, 2004 Polaroid 200 film, mounted on vinyl (detail).

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You Weird

faked by Saturday, August 28th, 2010

There is nothing about you playing that 2005 Duran Duran tour DVD so loud that I can hear it over my window unit that is not just so sad and weird, middle aged neighbor bro. I shan’t judge if you want to spin “Girls on Film” or “Rio” and even though “Come Undone” is lowly treacle a girl I loved put it on a mix tape for me so it gets a pass, too, but recent live versions with huge Warrant-drums?

That’s just depressing, is all.

WILD EMOTIONS + BARE WIRES = THAT CERTAINLY SOUNDS QUITE APPEALING

faked by Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Scratchboard, total ripoff of the awesome Flying Chair.

WILD EMOTIONS on the Facebook
BARE WIRES on the Myspace
OLE TAVERN is where it’s at, yeah, it’s a Monday, sorry.

Stay Tuned

faked by Friday, August 20th, 2010

New work coming soon.

IN GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOR

faked by Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

This one girl got mono
& couldn’t go on the trip, we
didn’t have money to chip in so I
was gonna ride the bench
in study hall
while everybody else
held hands on the back of the bus, but
Ms. Crabtree said that since
the sick kid’s folks had
already paid I could go.

Mom squinted and palmed me
a fortune in quarters and singles,
tip money and pocket change, and
I ate so much pizza at the buffet they
had to pull the bus over, my
cheeks sunburn hot, Ms. Crabtree
held my pony tail as I
puked up six dollars of pepperoni.