NO AGE ATTACK TEAM

faked by Thursday, June 26th, 2008


Listen, did you even care last time when I told you No Age was a critical darling who was ‘taking America by storm,’ or when I said they were playing 121 Millsaps in Jackson, Mississippi next Wednesday sponsored by the legendary HISS LAB crew??

Oh, wait, dude, you totally did, because I got like 3,000 mails about it, which is awesome!

There’s some small updates. First off, this is an ALL-AGES SHOW, so please, no public nudity. Secondly, the band are vegans, so when they play “Eraser” and ‘it doesn’t sound as good as it does on Nouns,’ please only throw Morningstar Farms, Quorn, Linda McCartney, etc.-based “chik’n” products. Last, please say hello to me as I ‘work the door’ and ‘demand you provide money to the band to cover the rising costs of gasoline and fame.’

Also things that should be known: the Jackson Free Press has graciously offered to sponsor the show, recognizing as they do the resurgence of the 121 Millsaps Arts District, which is featured as a cover story this week.

This is gonna be fun. Join us, won’t you?

No Age – Here Should Be My Home.

2 Responses to “NO AGE ATTACK TEAM”

  1. This is going to end up being legendary. I can sense it.

  2. brd says:

    Can Pooh’s sparkley heart protect him from the force of that ray gun? I say yes.