Sorry to the Sunday Morning Quarterback for stealing his title, but this Bama fan has been swamped lately. But not so swamped that I didn’t want to go ahead and let y’all know what the absolutely last word on this weekend’s Bama/LSU game is:
That’s LSU style, right there!
Much ink has been spilled over the Crimson Tide’s glorious beating of Tennessee this year—heck, “beating” seems too kind a word. My English isn’t even good enough to describe it: I keep trying to type and then I leap up on my desk, pounding my fists against my chest and grunting. It’s just that good.
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Can you smell it? Sugary vomit and scorched pumpkins?
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A conversation which occurred the morning of October 9, 2007.
Gorjus: WHAT UP
want to be my executrix?
Sally: omg you’re chatting
Gorjus: i know it’s HOT
Sally: i want to be anything that ends with trix
I’ve taken a little hiatus lately, apparently to concentrate on listening over and over to the new Springsteen and becoming an avid Green Lantern Corps fan.* There are a half-dozen little Polaroids just jostling about at Gorjus Manor, trying to get posted, but apparently somebody has to scan them first, but that’s the robot’s job, and XJ-9 was last seen in a ‘72 Chevelle heading for Tuscaloosa.
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