Premier League: Parking Lots are DELICIOUS.

faked by Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Here is something you will enjoy doing on tonight’s calm Wednesday night: attending a dj event tonight at W.C. Don’s, the legendary drinking establishment nestled quietly on Jackson’s finest (future) boulevard, Commerce Street.

Cousin Premier League will splash delicious fluids into plastic cups, all for you! Yes, he will even make you the newest Don’s taste sensation, a “Parking Lot”! For you at home, that’s 2 oz. vanilla vodka, 1.5 oz. sweet’n’sour, and a splash of gin!

***WE HAVE NO VANILLA VODKA***

Yes, it’s TERRIBLE. DJ gorjus will have at least seven of them as he stirs up that Goxxip – Big Star – X-Ray Spex – Tuff Luvs – Ghostface Killah – Prince – Pavement – Okkervil – Blake Babies breakdown.

And that sweet new National. OMG IZ SO GOOD &tc. OH, and the new Okkervil. And the new New Pornographers. BUT NOT that yucky Kanye stumble on “Young Folks”—have you heard it? It is muy terrible, as we say in Alabama.

Update: Still not in any particular order—
01. The Hood Internet – T.I. + Fujiya & Miyagi – What U Know About Transparent Things (3:12)
02. The Hood Internet – Ghostface Killah + Spoon (3:35)
03. Spoon – The Ghost of You Lingers (3:34)
04. Brenton Wood – Gimme Little Sign (2:22)
05. Solomon Burke – Cry To Me (2:36)
06. Stevie Wonder – Heaven Help Us All (3:15)
07. Ramones – Do You Remember Rock And Roll Radio (3:50)
08. Petra Haden – God Only Knows (2:36)
09. Beach Boys – Heroes And Villains Pt. 1 (2:55)
10. Mountain Goats – The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton, Texas (2:36)
11. Paul Westerberg – Love You In The Fall (2:53)
12. Lee Majors – The Fall Guy (The Unknown Stuntman) (1:47)
13. Okkervil RiverOur Life Is Not a Movie or Maybe (4:24)
14. The Hold Steady – Your Little Hoodrat Friend (3:52)
15. The National – Fake Empire (3:27)
16. Mutato Muzika Orchestra – Hey Jude (5:27)
17. turtles – she’d rather be with me (2:22)
18. Replacements – Little Mascara (3:36)
19. The New Pornographers – My Rights Versus Yours (4:17)
20. Olympics – Western Movies (2:19)
21. Mickey Gilley – Don’t The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time (3:01)
22. Johnny Thunders – Chinese Rocks (2:55)
23. Rolling Stones – Mixed Emotions (4:00)
24. Joe Tex – Buying A Book (3:26)
25. Prince – If I Was Your Girlfriend (3:46)
26. Robert Pollard – The Official Ironmen Rally Song (demo) (3:11)
27. Folk Yous – Don’t Stop Believing (3:26)
28. Tegan and Sara – The Con (3:31)
29. morrissey – my love life (4:50)
30. Flaming Lips – Nobody Told Me (3:45)
31. Perfect Strangers (theme song) (1:16)
32. Midlake – Roscoe (4:49)
33. radiohead – everything in its right place (4:11)
34. R.E.M. – Jesus Christ (2:59)
35. exploding hearts – Rumours in Town (LP demo version) (2:34)
36. Etta James & The Peaches – Wallflower (Henry Roll With Me (2:59)
37. The Police – Does Everyone Stare (3:46)
38. David Bowie – Ashes to Ashes (4:23)
39. The Cure – Catch (2:47)
40. Youth Group – Sorry (3:29)

2 Responses to “Premier League: Parking Lots are DELICIOUS.”

  1. Scott in Lexington says:

    Now that’s a fine playlist!

    Midlake rocks.

  2. mavis says:

    I missed it again. Because there was a dead bird. on my bed. (!) My dog seems to think he’s a cat.

    If you were to make a cd with a playlist similar to this and snuggle it into my copy of your artifact, I would never ever tell a soul.

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