Hey, internets! Here’s a brain teaser for you: one of the following statements about my and Contessa’s recent trip to see my folks is FALSE. Can you guess which one?
1. I spent more time speaking with a (helpful!) Dell technical support rep than I did speaking to any member of my family.
2. We saw the Light + Glass studio, which is awesome.
3. Gorjus gave me an enormous box of comic books, most of which were great, but some of which featured Terry Long.
4. My parents’ preacher condemned CNN as an “unbelieving network” twice during the course of his Easter sermon.
5. My parents’ preacher said, “Those British soldiers surrendered so fast, youda thought they was French!”
6. My parents surprised my niece with the gift of live bunnies. One male and one female. Not neutered or spayed.
7. My brother attempted to bond with my niece (his daughter) by threatening to feed the bunnies to the dogs.
8. My brother attempted to bond with my niece (his daughter) by threatening to set the bunnies on fire. Twice.
9. My mother, when these threats were called to her attention, beamed at my brother for spending quality time with his daughter.
The correct answer is below!
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