Archive for March, 2007
Excerpts from a blurry, hastily mimeographed, seventh-generation copy of the Neon Bible FAQ
faked by Professor Fury Sunday, March 11th, 2007Murmur, by Laura Mullen.
faked by gorjus Thursday, March 8th, 2007“Do not think of revenge, or anything of the sort, at present. I think that we may gain that by means of the law; but we have our web to weave, while theirs is already woven. The first consideration is to remove the pressing danger which threatens you. The second is to clear up the mystery, and to punish the guilty parties.”
Sherlock Holmes, “The Five Orange Pips” (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1891).
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Dear Editor of the New Yorker (Sasha Frere-Jones MUST BE STOPPED).
faked by gorjus Thursday, March 8th, 2007Dear Editor,
RE: “Fear Factor: Fall Out Boy’s Uneasy Relationship with Success,” featured on pages 86-88 of the Mar. 12, 2007, edition of the New Yorker (including full-page photograph)
SASHA FRERE-JONES MUST BE STOPPED.
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Depressed assassins, slumming space gods, and Captain Boomerang; or, in praise of John Ostrander’s Suicide Squad
faked by Professor Fury Monday, March 5th, 2007
That’s Ravan. Mentally imbalanced Thuggee assassin and adviser to the Bush White House. Catch his speech at this year’s Project for a New American Century conference!
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“And they walked in the midst of the fire, praising God, and blessing the Lord” (Imagine).
faked by gorjus Monday, March 5th, 2007Crossroads Film Society presents: Factory Girl.
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“Dear Liz, Love Jax” (The Modern Letter Project).
faked by gorjus Friday, March 2nd, 2007Sally turned me on to the Modern Letter Project, wherein a group of relative strangers write letters to each other for a year. Coordinated by Callalillie and Youngna, one writes two letters a month: one to and one back.
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JAXXIE GLAM BIRTHDAY AXXAULT TEAM PRESENTS:
faked by gorjus Thursday, March 1st, 2007IF YOU LOVE JAXXIE YOU ARE ONE DAY LATE SAYING “TWENTY-NINE FOREVAH”:
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