John Shade on Eloquence

faked by Thursday, October 19th, 2006

I’ve been doing some research and re-reading on Jack Butler in preparation for a big honkin’ project due in less than a month (that timeline is why I always seem to have just been crying whenever you see me). But there’s abundant good stuff to share. Any lover of language who has finally had to stop listening to Bush speak lest your body get stuck into a permanent cringe might appreciate this bit of wishful thinking (which is not to say that it’s impossible thinking) from Butler’s 1989 metafictional futuristic sci-fi western martian vampire extravaganza Nightshade:

One of the consequences of the cybernetic revolution had been the revival of eloquence. When programming reached the same-language level, suddenly the best programmers were precisely those people who could articulate most clearly and to the greatest purpose.[...] You do not remember what it was like before, when heroes were mute and chairmen were illiterate, when fluency was seen as the stigma of impractical dreamers and coherence was transmogrified in the mouths of Communications Experts. But suddenly, astonishingly, all those veek mulladoids who had been incapabale of a complete sentence could talk. They could write. In fact, as it developed, any un-brain-damaged human was capable of linguistic precision, power, and elegance, so long as there was something in it for him, like say the chance to make a buck.

It was serendipitous, perhaps, that the first true CEO of the U.S. had had his Ll.D., that he had battled his way to the top not in spite of, but with the aid of, Shakespeare and Yeats and Gandy. It became expedient to quote Harington and the No Poet, as it had once been expedient, in other circles, to be conversant with the Bible, or the sayings of Chairman Mao. Now that you can’t get anywhere in the business world without a firm grasp of rhetoric, good English teachers can make hundreds of thousands a year, and there is still, after three-quarters of a century, a drastic shortage of them. No, you can’t imagine now the way that it used to be. I am sure you do not believe my description of the past. You might believe this is written by a vampire, but you could not possibly believe that.

Butler lovers and longtime PrettyFakers will note that, in the future, Marcus Gandy’s star glows as brightly as Shakespeare’s. As vampire narrator John Shade (and Marcus’ former fellow writing student) notes, Marcus was famous “for the crazed and semiautobiographical fiction that finally made his reputation—Jujitsu for Christ, My Own Story, I Was a White Nigger for the FBI.” And “Harington,” of course, refers to Donald Harington, recent winner of the Oxford American’s Lifetime Award for Contributions to Southern Literature.

Here’s the very positive New York Times review of Nightshade (which I think Ed posted a link to a while back).

6 Responses to “John Shade on Eloquence”

  1. Regulator says:

    I just stopped being a Luddite.

  2. gorjus says:

    Why haven’t I read this yet?? Mr. Butler can turn a phrase like nobody else. Somehow he makes me laugh while astonishing me. And I love that Marcus is so renowned.

    I also love that we call him “Marcus,” like we know him, because we certainly care for him, and I know I think about him like he’s a real person that I could meet. And: “ribs cracked, blood jumped like coveys of startled birds into the air.’’ If I ever stumble upon one phrase like that, I’ll be happy.

  3. Scantron says:

    hm…. Dude makes a great point, but in doing so, drops enough 50-cent words to nauseate even a longtime lover of lexicon. Over-writing is one of the most fatal flaws to kill an otherwise strong piece of prose.

  4. Ha! At first I was going to make a joke about how inflation must really be a bitch where you live if those are 50-cent words up there, but then I realized that you must be making a little joke: because, really, who would criticize a piece of writing whose whole point is to decry the diminishing linguistic fluency of folks in the contemporary US and which is composed entirely of words that any 11th-grader should know (not counting the made-up words, of course) by accusing it of using an inscrutable, elevated vocabluary?

    Well done, sir. You almost got me.

    (Prof Fury: Alienating our readers since October 19, 2006.)

  5. Kamikaze says:

    Veek mulladoids!!

  6. brd says:

    Interesting juxtaposition of Butler and Bush, who if you think about it could be an interesting character in a metafictional futuristic sci-fi western martian vampire extravaganza except for the futuristic part.

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