We Have Broken The Internets.

faked by Thursday, April 27th, 2006


So . . . Prof. Fury and I can’t quite figure out what’s going on with PrettyFakes right now; he’s posted, and I can’t see it, and I’ve posted, and he can’t see it. Gclark and Dave Ashes, our crack engineering team of awesomists and various-sport fanatics (soccer + baseball, respectively) have rendered the following expert opinion: “Somethin’ done broked on up.” 

So, in the spirit of that, tonight Dave Ashes will attempt a revolutionary—nay, mythical—upgrade of the PrettyFakes OS to All-Awexxome Mk. IV. What that means for you, the die-hard fanatic: you’ll be able to read posts! Woot woot! But not for bits of today and tonite. So: toodles!

Note to gclark: this mix you did features at least six extraordinarily delicious songs that I am quite fond of. That Malkmus song is better than all of Pavement, evers; and if I had my druthers, I’d got see Rainer Maria tonite in the Red Stick with the Prof. Sadly, I have pre-booked all my druthering, as La Cat is visiting for the boozefest known as John Black Attack Reunion Pt. 8: Right Before We All Move Out of State Again, which is going to rixxok. And which is also going to deplete my druther supply, drastically.

4 Responses to “We Have Broken The Internets.”

  1. d-ashes says:

    i’ve got my lucky upgrade cap, two bottles of night train and side 1 of led zeppilin II ready to go…

    all should be well in short order, god willin’ and if the creek don’t rise…

  2. Scott says:

    Hey…What album is the Pearl Jam song on that mix from?

  3. bulb says:

    Gorj,

    I know about Mr. Bassman and the tarheel move. Who else is going going almost goneo? Offline answer coolio . . .

    Your Malkmus over all Pavement comment is unfair. Perhaps ypu have been infected with recorder grot after being bitten by a Baptist blacktick. Anyway, I will use the unseen power of the picket fence to haunt you down and deliver the hexx. Just a little heckler spray for ya as I continue to fight this generation!

  4. Mr. Mooch says:

    great ‘technical difficulties’ shot there.

    Did anyone see bruce down in N.O.? if not, i’m surprised!

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