Sally and I have a standing date on Wednesday nights. Not with each other, with the Klums. Rowr.
I love Project: Runway, and while the new season doesn’t quite have me hooked yet—I don’t have someone I’m rooting for, just people I don’t like (Santino, I’m looking at you)—but it’s a terrific formula and they have tweaked it just a little bit in perfect directions (i.e., Heidi getting to talk more, Nina Garcia (sigh) and Michael Kors having interview segments).
I get so, so excited on PR day. I call Sally about five times and we decide when I’m going to come over (this damn 9 o’clock thing screws up dinner royally, Lost or no Lost) and what we’re going to drink and who we hope loses (SANTINO).
So imagine my disappointment when last nite I get an e-mail from the Queen of thee O Rly? that says simply, and horrifyingly, “IT’S A RERUN OMG OMG LINGERIE CHALLENGE ON AT 9.”
Damn you, Bravo. Damn you.
Seriously, do the teevee executives think my social calendar is so busy this week that I’m not watching my usual shows? Because I totally would, IF SOMEONE WOULD BROADCAST THEM. Motherfuckers.
I was totally disappointed, but it did mean that I got to go to bed at 9:30. I would’ve just watched the lingerie challenge again if it I hadn’t already done so a couple of times. Santino becomes more like the devil every time I re-watch it.
I was disappointed that it was a rerun too, but my husband hadn’t seen the lingerie challenge yet so I watched it again with him. It still makes me mad that they eliminated Daniel F. over Santino. Not that I was a huge fan of Daniel F. either (“that sounds like truth to me”??), but I haaaaaate Santino.
And you know he’ll make it to the final 3 because he brings the drama. I thought it would be Zulema, but no, Santino is in fact the new Wendy Pepper. Yuck.
You all have noticed that Santino—with his thinning greased hair, manicured beard, and futuristic black blouse—looks just like Zod, right?
Damn you, Bravo, and your Project Runwayreruns. Like I don’t already have enough time-wasters in my life.
HOLY SHIT AND A HALF
he does look like Zod. however, zod is the much cooler of, well, everyone.
I agree. And, when you’re compared to a fictional murderous Kryptonian? And you lose? You totally suck.
Zod is hot compared to Santino. I think he looks more like Rasputin.