
Happy Birthday, Contessa! And, for all you fans: the glass she’s holding, that you can’t quite see? It is filled with tequila. Rowr.
(p.s., haiku-fans: prounounce the “slashes.”)

Happy Birthday, Contessa! And, for all you fans: the glass she’s holding, that you can’t quite see? It is filled with tequila. Rowr.
(p.s., haiku-fans: prounounce the “slashes.”)
happy Bday!
Hurray for polaroids and birthday haiku!
Sauciest PrettyFakes picture yet?
Thanks for the rad b-day haiku, gorj. Glad that this foto was especially blurry b/c I was especially drunky.
I’m so glad you posted this. I was just writing an email about how hot this picture is.
[...] s, and yokels pimping out their baby for a Zulu Coconut–six coconuts, in fact, until Contessa persuaded them to move along. They could look in her eyes and see that this was a woman who, mere days be [...]