¡Viva La Contessa!

faked by gorjus Wednesday, December 7th, 2005




Happy Birthday, Contessa! And, for all you fans: the glass she’s holding, that you can’t quite see? It is filled with tequila. Rowr.

(p.s., haiku-fans: prounounce the “slashes.”)

6 Responses to “¡Viva La Contessa!”

  1. Hurray for polaroids and birthday haiku!

  2. J. Bubba says:

    Sauciest PrettyFakes picture yet?

  3. Contessa says:

    Thanks for the rad b-day haiku, gorj. Glad that this foto was especially blurry b/c I was especially drunky.

  4. sally says:

    I’m so glad you posted this. I was just writing an email about how hot this picture is.

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