Being a vegetarian and wanting to eat the same comfort foods you grew up with can be really hard. No chicken & dumplings, no fried chicken, no . . . man, that’s a lotta chicken. My friend Jayrah recently went veggie, and I’m wanting to put together a Guide to Eating Meat-Free in the Bold New City. Unfortunately, as the cartoon above shows, sometimes the stijl is a little too “advanced” for normal folks.
i make all kinds of stuff with soy milk!! all my friends are like “i’m not eating it if you have that soy shit in there.”
i prompt them to remember EVERYTHING that i have ever cooked for them had soy milk in it. so, nyah.
was it good? the veggie helper?
We dig the veggie crumbles, had some sgetti with em the other nite.
logo: word of god.
Yech. Soy milk. I inhale enough chalk over the course of a week that I see no need to drink something with the same flavor.
soy milk is the best
chocolate is waaaay good. it’s super chocolate-y.
This doesn’t sound horrible, but please, never put fake breakfast link sausage in your red beans and rice again. Especially when you are preparing it at my house.
are you wearing a LoGo shirt? that’s the fucking gayest thing i’ve ever seen.
What the hell is LoGo? No, I’m wearing a shirt that has a generic “LOGO” thing on it. Like having a t-shirt that says “band.” Goobs.
Logo is the name of the new “Gay Themed” cable channel, thus my joke.
herbivorous hillbilly here. My darlin wife had the brilliant idea to combine the morningstar crumbles with the hamburger helper, and it is good. It’s better with real milk though.
Yeah! I agree, Lonster. And, be careful of the name-brand Hamburger Helper—I actually eat Valu-Price Romanoff, or some such. Real HH has beef powder in it.
Completely off-topic (of the veggie food), but speaking of post-modern t-shirts, I once went to an Ultimate tournament that was, oddly enough, Shakespeare-themed. Everyone was supposed to be in costumes based on Macbeth. Our team decided to go as “Birnam Wood”:
“Macbeth shall never vanquish’d be until
Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
Shall come against him.”
So everyone went with twigs and leaves attached to their clothing, with camo on their faces, i.e. trees and bushes.
I, being a smartass, went only with a t-shirt with the word “tree” on the chest.
Still have that shirt. Good shirt.
(Wow. That was a rambling comment. With little to no point. Cool.)
If I were a veggie foods spammer I would totally drop the product bomb on your comments, but I’m not, so my best effort is this: Um, I’m pretty sure I saw some kind of product labeled “tofu helper” in the boxy-mix section of the health food store, but I don’t know who makes it.
I love faux-sausage links in my red beans and rice! It is super great!
enough cheet chot! i’m glad you’re back to form on the toons gorj!
I had some tofu cheet chot the other day, but I think it’s better with shrimp.