Archive for November, 2005

Do You Realize??

faked by Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

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XJ-9 Hates . . . Everything!

faked by Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

So after Tofurkey Day I spent the better part of two days sorting through gorjus artifacts that have been housed for nearly four years in the hinterlands of Alabama.
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Tonight I’m in the Mood for Ghosts.

faked by Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

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Everybody Hearts Red Stick.

faked by Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

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Thee Glam Panorama; or, Jaysus Hearts Jaxxie.

faked by Friday, November 18th, 2005

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So, wait, Monarch is Hawk? Did anyone see that coming?

faked by Thursday, November 17th, 2005

Today’s topic: works of art which raise hard questions, only to offer disappointingly easy answers. It is not entirely about Ernest Gaines, though it may seem that way at first.
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Welcome thee Glam Menagerie.

faked by Thursday, November 17th, 2005

Jaxxie Glam’s been threatening to put together a Jaxxon-based version of Gawker/Catoptric 3.0 for some time; you’d see her at parties, eyes kitten-closed, Arcade Fire alex-ing in the background, a tumbler of Sprite + vodka in one hand, a Coors Lite in the other, proclaiming that it would soon debut.

Well, it has! With a rotating cast of characters just so fine they make a Robert Altman movie look like a high school play, the Glam Menagerie is now live and . . . well, even at 9:20 in the morning, probably a bit drunk. Go check it out! Yours truly will occasionally post drunken screeds + scrawls.

What Makes You Think You’re the One?; or, So, Last Night We Watched Dogtown & the Z-Boys and I Got Drunked up on Sparks on a School Night–What Did You Do?

faked by Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

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OMG WTF Soyburger Helper!!

faked by Monday, November 14th, 2005

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Bruce in Dixie

faked by Friday, November 11th, 2005

So clearly, this is a website that has Bruce Springsteen on its mind pretty often. It’s also a website maintained by lifelong Southerners. And I wonder if that’s a little weird.
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