Dear Karma, I Got It Already, Sincerely, Gorjus; or, I Wish You Would Come Pick Me Up, Take Me out, Fuck Me Up, Steal My Records, Screw All My Friends (They’re All Full of Shit), with a Smile on Your Face, and Then Do It Again.

faked by Tuesday, October 4th, 2005


Photograph of Morrissey by Mr. Greg Gorman, from the cover of the Attack Records single “Irish Blood, English Heart,” copyright 2004.

Song lyrics copyright Mr. Ryan Adams.

11 Responses to “Dear Karma, I Got It Already, Sincerely, Gorjus; or, I Wish You Would Come Pick Me Up, Take Me out, Fuck Me Up, Steal My Records, Screw All My Friends (They’re All Full of Shit), with a Smile on Your Face, and Then Do It Again.”

  1. Well, I don’t know the circumstances of the break-up, but maybe once—just once!—you could have sprung for a less piss-flavored beer.

    Morrissey looks like an axe-murderer on his perp walk.

  2. sally says:

    I love this Ryan Adams song! And I love Morrissey! And I love used condom wrappers and Miller Lite! Uh, wait, no.

    No, I don’t.

  3. Polly says:

    jesus! you opened those condoms and BEER BOTtLE CAPS fell out!!

  4. vendela says:

    you forgot to draw a block wherein you reference the fact that she also let her new boyfriend wear all your clothes.

    ps. i LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE my pin!

  5. herman rarebell says:

    it’s true. she totally loooooooovvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeees that pin.
    she has it on today, even.

  6. Polly says:

    holy moley! has it been a WEEK i need toons, comic book prattle and clever wit! where’s my PF’s?

  7. Big Gray says:

    Um, I know the circumstances of this breakup. I can’t say that I don’t take some small delight in the fact that she stole your tapes, but taking the Queen is Dead is just cold.

  8. gorjus says:

    I think there may have been a CD copy and a casssette copy involved. Doubly-harsh! Karmic, dude!

  9. Dr. Wagner says:

    That’s why its always better policy to sleep with the wives/girlfriends of people you don’t like/know.

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