Archive for October, 2005

Things in My Home That Are So Prevalent That, Were They To Gain a Type of Malevolent Collective Intelligence, Would Pose a Serious Risk to My Physical Well-Being, Especially Regarding the Danger of Asphyxiation.

faked by Monday, October 31st, 2005


Sensational Comics Reviews! Wait, not “sensational.” “Seasonal.”

faked by Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Because one or two of you infrequently demand it! Comics! and zombies!

Three Tries for Five Bucks; or, How I Almost Lost My Rent Money at the Mississippi State Fair.

faked by Tuesday, October 25th, 2005


Does Anybody Wanna Take Me Home? or, You’re Only A Capitalistic Bourgeois Pig If It Costs List Price.

faked by Friday, October 21st, 2005


I Can Only Imagine, Which Is a Shame Because I Do It So Poorly

faked by Monday, October 17th, 2005

Yeah, this is one of those religion-themed posts.

Sixty Minutes of Mtv, 2002; or, What Would You Do?

faked by Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

Because I suxxit, I’m going to offer up to you a compartively rare Gorjus offering: my e-mail comments to some friends regarding videos that were aired on “Music Television” on Tuesday, January 8th, 2002. I’ve left all my annoying ‘02 KRS spellings/lack of capitalization.

Dear Karma, I Got It Already, Sincerely, Gorjus; or, I Wish You Would Come Pick Me Up, Take Me out, Fuck Me Up, Steal My Records, Screw All My Friends (They’re All Full of Shit), with a Smile on Your Face, and Then Do It Again.

faked by Tuesday, October 4th, 2005