Archive for October, 2005

Things in My Home That Are So Prevalent That, Were They To Gain a Type of Malevolent Collective Intelligence, Would Pose a Serious Risk to My Physical Well-Being, Especially Regarding the Danger of Asphyxiation.

faked by gorjus Monday, October 31st, 2005

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Posted in Cartoons, Gorjus, Poetry, Polaroids | 10 Comments »

Sensational Comics Reviews! Wait, not “sensational.” “Seasonal.”

faked by Professor Fury Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Because one or two of you infrequently demand it! Comics! and zombies!
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Posted in Comixx, Professor Fury | 13 Comments »

Three Tries for Five Bucks; or, How I Almost Lost My Rent Money at the Mississippi State Fair.

faked by gorjus Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

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Posted in Cartoons, Cartoons that are Actually Good, Gorjus, In Mississippi | 10 Comments »

Does Anybody Wanna Take Me Home? or, You’re Only A Capitalistic Bourgeois Pig If It Costs List Price.

faked by gorjus Friday, October 21st, 2005

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Posted in Cartoons, Gorjus, Poetry, Polaroids, TeeVee, The Rock and The Roll | 13 Comments »

Maybe the Amish Have a Point

faked by Professor Fury Thursday, October 20th, 2005

Hey, it wasn’t always all about rubber straps and second-hand syringes.
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Posted in In Mississippi, In the South, Polaroids, Professor Fury | 7 Comments »

I Can Only Imagine, Which Is a Shame Because I Do It So Poorly

faked by Professor Fury Monday, October 17th, 2005

Yeah, this is one of those religion-themed posts.
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Posted in In Mississippi, In the South, Professor Fury, Red Stick, The Rock and The Roll | 16 Comments »

Sixty Minutes of Mtv, 2002; or, What Would You Do?

faked by gorjus Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

Because I suxxit, I’m going to offer up to you a compartively rare Gorjus offering: my e-mail comments to some friends regarding videos that were aired on “Music Television” on Tuesday, January 8th, 2002. I’ve left all my annoying ‘02 KRS spellings/lack of capitalization.
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Posted in Gorjus, The Rock and The Roll | 8 Comments »

In Which I Compare Myself to Patrick Swayze

faked by Professor Fury Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

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Posted in In Mississippi, In the South, Professor Fury | 9 Comments »

Dear Karma, I Got It Already, Sincerely, Gorjus; or, I Wish You Would Come Pick Me Up, Take Me out, Fuck Me Up, Steal My Records, Screw All My Friends (They’re All Full of Shit), with a Smile on Your Face, and Then Do It Again.

faked by gorjus Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

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Posted in Cartoons, Gorjus, Poetry, The Rock and The Roll | 11 Comments »