Archive for July, 2005

I Cut My Finger on the Way.

faked by Tuesday, July 12th, 2005

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Here is my problem / with Scientology; it / ignores what we know; or, Tom Cruise Haikus.

faked by Monday, July 11th, 2005

A week or so ago, PrettyFakes got her very first hate mail!! Well, it wasn’t quite hate mail. It was more like, you suck mail. It was e-mailed to us and also posted as a comment on my “Tom Cruise v. the Nazis” cartoon.

I didn’t mind it, and it didn’t hurt my feelings, and I certainly didn’t disregard it simply because the person writing it has a different religion or philosophy than mine—in this case, Scientology.
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Avengers, Fox News, Drugless Douglas

faked by Friday, July 8th, 2005

Hey, kids! Comics! Plus a long parenthetical aside and an awkward segue into an autobiographical anecdote! Besides the one in parentheses, I mean! And it involves giraffes!

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God Is Angry At You; or, the Betrayal of J. Peterman by ABC and the American Public.

faked by Thursday, July 7th, 2005

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Joy Division: Ian Curtis (July 15, 1956 – May 18, 1980).

faked by Tuesday, July 5th, 2005

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Stranded on this warm July

faked by Sunday, July 3rd, 2005

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I Know; I Really Do

faked by Friday, July 1st, 2005

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