Archive for June, 2005

(Booze + Energy) x 3 (+ X) = HORK.

faked by Monday, June 20th, 2005

My tummy hurts.
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Parting Shots

faked by Friday, June 17th, 2005

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Tom Cruise v. the Nazi Menace!

faked by Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

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“The World’s Sexiest Vegetarians.”

faked by Tuesday, June 14th, 2005

Flash!! While I’m personally a mite peeved at PETA for not including me on their ballot for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarians (I mean, you’ve got Casey frickin’ Kasem and not me? I think I just threw up a little. In my mouth), I’m delighted to see some folks on there I didn’t know about.
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“Chune in and churn them on.”

faked by Monday, June 13th, 2005

I like pop songs. I mean, I like them a lot.
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Jeff Buckley, “Hallelujah.”

faked by Sunday, June 12th, 2005

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Iron & Wine: Methodology.

faked by Sunday, June 12th, 2005

Every now & then people ask me how I draw my cartoons. And let me tell you, gorjus babies—it is glamorous. I mean, in the exxtreme.
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Digipak: Three Haiku

faked by Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

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Summer Reading: Jack Butler

faked by Tuesday, June 7th, 2005

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Faulkner and Oprah, Sitting in a Tree

faked by Monday, June 6th, 2005

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