I Am Such a Sissy about Going to the Doctor.

faked by Tuesday, June 28th, 2005




I am such a freaking lowsy colorer.

And don’t forget—today is the Last Day to vote for the robot’s name in the First Pretty Fakes Cartoon Contest!

12 Responses to “I Am Such a Sissy about Going to the Doctor.”

  1. sally says:

    I am a fucking supermodel! With a magic sticky ear!

  2. Mr. Mooch says:

    yeah, you TOTALLY hotted up sally. speaking of which, how ever lovin’ long do i have to wait to see Occulass again? jesus that was wonderful.

  3. lucy says:

    I like that the US that is showing talks about Extreme Diets, as you obviously fret about what your Extreme Diet (of Likker) has done to your internal organs.

  4. Jaxxie says:

    YES Bring back the Oculass!! Please

  5. So this is what Eudora Welty Depression Summer has come to—medical cowardice (hippocowardice? cadusillanimousness?) and trashy magazines.

    I lurv the lightning-bolt border in the middle, by the by. And for some reason I thought—for just a second—that that was Caroline Rhea on the cover of Sally’s magazine.

  6. KoE says:

    This is just ridiculously cool. And I too thought it was Caroline Rhea.

  7. sally says:

    Uh, are y’all in the Caroline Rhea fan club or something?

  8. Nah. I couldn’t afford the dues after I paid up for the Louie Anderson fan club.

  9. gorjus says:

    You Rheasites freak me out.

  10. lucy says:

    If Caroline Rhea DID look like that, that would be one HELLA Extreme Diet. Just sayin’.

  11. KoE says:

    No, I just thought it looked like her. I’m actually in the Bonnie Hunt fan club. Mainly for her ground-breaking work in the Beethoven movies.

  12. sally says:

    Bonnie Hunt is an excellent sidekick. See: Return to Me, Only You.

    I tried to make gorjus watch Return to Me once, but he started throwing up when he realized there was accidentally an animal in it.