Archive for June, 2005
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Ephemera 06.27.05: Pop Songs, Recent Supreme Court Rulings, and My Dad Says that Senators Lott & Cochrane Are Dorks.faked by gorjus Monday, June 27th, 2005
The following is an excerpt of a conversation between a group of friends that are all Belhaven residents.
Gorjus: So, the Jitney 14 on Fortification—or as they insist on calling it, the “Winn Dixie”—is on the market.
What I want to know is, should we buy it and turn it into a disco? I’m thinking we could call it Welty’s.
Fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty-five days.
That’s how long it took to put somebody in jail for the murder of three boys.