Archive for June, 2005

Pan and the Penetrator

faked by Thursday, June 30th, 2005

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Sugar hearts 501.

faked by Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

. . . and, we have a winner for our first-ever Pretty Fakes Cartoon Contest!
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I Am Such a Sissy about Going to the Doctor.

faked by Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

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Ephemera 06.27.05: Pop Songs, Recent Supreme Court Rulings, and My Dad Says that Senators Lott & Cochrane Are Dorks.

faked by Monday, June 27th, 2005

1. If you haven’t yet voted to name the robot in the First Pretty Fakes Cartoon Contest, hustle over to prettyfakes[at]gmail.com and throw in some ideas—there’s only a couple of days left!! Note: “Chauncey” has already been submitted numerous times, so hands off.
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Onward, Dobson Soldiers

faked by Sunday, June 26th, 2005

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Jitney 14 v. Whole Foods: Round Zero.

faked by Friday, June 24th, 2005

The following is an excerpt of a conversation between a group of friends that are all Belhaven residents.

Gorjus: So, the Jitney 14 on Fortification—or as they insist on calling it, the “Winn Dixie”—is on the market.

What I want to know is, should we buy it and turn it into a disco? I’m thinking we could call it Welty’s.
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Even Robots Don’t Make It Better.

faked by Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

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501 Blues; or, I Am Wholly Out of Ideas, and a Contest to Remedy Said Problem.

faked by Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

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Fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty-five days.

faked by Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

Fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty-five days.

That’s how long it took to put somebody in jail for the murder of three boys.
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I am not even faintly like a rose.

faked by Monday, June 20th, 2005

I am bored out of my goddamned mind. Various and sundry recaps and ephemera:
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