Archive for June, 2005
Pan and the Penetrator
faked by Professor Fury Thursday, June 30th, 2005Sugar hearts 501.
faked by gorjus Wednesday, June 29th, 2005. . . and, we have a winner for our first-ever Pretty Fakes Cartoon Contest!
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Ephemera 06.27.05: Pop Songs, Recent Supreme Court Rulings, and My Dad Says that Senators Lott & Cochrane Are Dorks.
faked by gorjus Monday, June 27th, 20051. If you haven’t yet voted to name the robot in the First Pretty Fakes Cartoon Contest, hustle over to prettyfakes[at]gmail.com and throw in some ideas—there’s only a couple of days left!! Note: “Chauncey” has already been submitted numerous times, so hands off.
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Jitney 14 v. Whole Foods: Round Zero.
faked by gorjus Friday, June 24th, 2005The following is an excerpt of a conversation between a group of friends that are all Belhaven residents.
Gorjus: So, the Jitney 14 on Fortification—or as they insist on calling it, the “Winn Dixie”—is on the market.
What I want to know is, should we buy it and turn it into a disco? I’m thinking we could call it Welty’s.
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501 Blues; or, I Am Wholly Out of Ideas, and a Contest to Remedy Said Problem.
faked by gorjus Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005Fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty-five days.
faked by gorjus Tuesday, June 21st, 2005Fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty-five days.
That’s how long it took to put somebody in jail for the murder of three boys.
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I am not even faintly like a rose.
faked by gorjus Monday, June 20th, 2005I am bored out of my goddamned mind. Various and sundry recaps and ephemera:
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