Archive for June, 2005

Pan and the Penetrator

faked by Professor Fury Thursday, June 30th, 2005

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Sugar hearts 501.

faked by gorjus Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

. . . and, we have a winner for our first-ever Pretty Fakes Cartoon Contest!
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I Am Such a Sissy about Going to the Doctor.

faked by gorjus Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

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Ephemera 06.27.05: Pop Songs, Recent Supreme Court Rulings, and My Dad Says that Senators Lott & Cochrane Are Dorks.

faked by gorjus Monday, June 27th, 2005

1. If you haven’t yet voted to name the robot in the First Pretty Fakes Cartoon Contest, hustle over to prettyfakes[at]gmail.com and throw in some ideas—there’s only a couple of days left!! Note: “Chauncey” has already been submitted numerous times, so hands off.
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Onward, Dobson Soldiers

faked by Professor Fury Sunday, June 26th, 2005

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Jitney 14 v. Whole Foods: Round Zero.

faked by gorjus Friday, June 24th, 2005

The following is an excerpt of a conversation between a group of friends that are all Belhaven residents.

Gorjus: So, the Jitney 14 on Fortification—or as they insist on calling it, the “Winn Dixie”—is on the market.

What I want to know is, should we buy it and turn it into a disco? I’m thinking we could call it Welty’s.
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Even Robots Don’t Make It Better.

faked by gorjus Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

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501 Blues; or, I Am Wholly Out of Ideas, and a Contest to Remedy Said Problem.

faked by gorjus Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

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Fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty-five days.

faked by gorjus Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

Fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty-five days.

That’s how long it took to put somebody in jail for the murder of three boys.
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I am not even faintly like a rose.

faked by gorjus Monday, June 20th, 2005

I am bored out of my goddamned mind. Various and sundry recaps and ephemera:
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