Chaotic: Kangeroo Jackening.

faked by Friday, May 20th, 2005


9 Responses to “Chaotic: Kangeroo Jackening.

  1. Prof. Fury says:

    This! This is—unspeakable, in the best sense of the word.

    Charlie’s suit in panel one looks swell—I’m seeing him as Dem nominee/rumpled CIA spook.

  2. Sally says:

    You know how fond I am of Katie Holmes’s cold sores. This is horrendous, by which I mean AWESOME.

  3. gorjus says:

    Okay, the best thing about that Katie Holmes picture is that it was part of a two-page spread in the Star. They interviewed a dermatologist about it and everything! And, that picture, it is AT LEAST life-sized. IT TOOK UP A WHOLE PAGE.

    I made myself SHUDDER even cutting out a picture of K-Fed. And props to Cat for having a nervous breakdown over Kanagaroo Jack, thus inspiring the title. Disturbingly, in that movie he plays a guy called . . . Charlie.

  4. Sally says:

    What’s up with K-Fed’s hair? Does he have a George Washington ponytail?

  5. Cat says:

    It’s Jerry O’Connell who plays Charlie in Kangaroo Jack and NOT Charlie O’Connell (his brother). I thought we thorougly discussed this last night. Regardless, I think that Kangaroo is Hi-larious. He’s wearing a red sweatshir that says Brooklyn on it. Is the Kangaroo from Brooklyn or did he just attend school there?

  6. Holy hole in a donut, Batman, that’s the little fat kid from “Stand by Me”!

  7. Or is it his brother?

  8. gorjus says:

    Ha! Yah, it’s his creepy brother Charlie, who’s on the Bachelor. The soft focus makes him look better, i.e., like Jerry!

  9. Wha? The Standbyme kid’s brother is on The Bachelor? I really AM out of the teevee loop. Spending too much time making it and not enuff watching it.