Archive for May, 2005
Shameless Narcissism of a Sort Rarely-Seen Outside of the Insular Confines of Hollywood, or Perhaps, the Chambers of Certain Supreme Court Justices.
faked by gorjus Tuesday, May 31st, 2005True Stories from Jaxxie Glam’s Indy-Rock B-B-Q; or, Hold on to Your Ego.
faked by gorjus Tuesday, May 31st, 2005A Birthday Haiku for Phil Keoghan.
faked by gorjus Tuesday, May 31st, 2005While your pants sorta
fit kind of weird, only you
can pop that eyebrow.
Happy Birthday, Phil!! We heart you, and The Amazing Race.
Comics I Bought Against My Better Judgment
faked by Professor Fury Monday, May 30th, 2005Hey, emotionally stunted narcissists longing to live in a fantasy world free of the complications of contemporary adult life! Comics!
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Sinxjinx.
faked by gorjus Thursday, May 26th, 2005So, I broke my sink with vomit. What did you do over the weekend?
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Truth (Gospel Truth, that is) in Advertising
faked by Professor Fury Wednesday, May 25th, 2005“Break me a fucking give.”
faked by gorjus Thursday, May 19th, 2005A Pretty Fakes links roundup! (more…)
Comics for the Short Attention-Spanned
faked by Professor Fury Monday, May 16th, 2005Hey, kids! That is, young professional types desperately wanting to re-capture the innocence of your youth! Comics! and also Disappointment! and maybe a little Snark! some Bitterness, too!