Archive for May, 2005

Shameless Narcissism of a Sort Rarely-Seen Outside of the Insular Confines of Hollywood, or Perhaps, the Chambers of Certain Supreme Court Justices.

faked by Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

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True Stories from Jaxxie Glam’s Indy-Rock B-B-Q; or, Hold on to Your Ego.

faked by Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

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A Birthday Haiku for Phil Keoghan.

faked by Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

While your pants sorta
fit kind of weird, only you
can pop that eyebrow.

Happy Birthday, Phil!! We heart you, and The Amazing Race.

Comics I Bought Against My Better Judgment

faked by Monday, May 30th, 2005

Hey, emotionally stunted narcissists longing to live in a fantasy world free of the complications of contemporary adult life! Comics!
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Sinxjinx.

faked by Thursday, May 26th, 2005

So, I broke my sink with vomit. What did you do over the weekend?
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Truth (Gospel Truth, that is) in Advertising

faked by Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

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Finyl Vinyl Days

faked by Saturday, May 21st, 2005

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Chaotic: Kangeroo Jackening.

faked by Friday, May 20th, 2005

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“Break me a fucking give.”

faked by Thursday, May 19th, 2005

A Pretty Fakes links roundup! (more…)

Comics for the Short Attention-Spanned

faked by Monday, May 16th, 2005

Hey, kids! That is, young professional types desperately wanting to re-capture the innocence of your youth! Comics! and also Disappointment! and maybe a little Snark! some Bitterness, too!

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