Not pictured: Watching a simple machine videotaped concert from circa 1995 with XYZ, Woodroe, & La Cat! Incredibly skinny guest star: a pre-teen Big Gray.
Not pictured: Watching a simple machine videotaped concert from circa 1995 with XYZ, Woodroe, & La Cat! Incredibly skinny guest star: a pre-teen Big Gray.
One might ask what does a lawyer need with a switchblade, but then again one does not do the asking when one is on the wrong side of the switchblade.
Did your briefcase come with a switchblade pocket,
or are you planning on concealing it in your boot, Roadhouse”-style?
The colors are pretty here.
I am buttering you up, as you are now the proud owner of a switchblade.
Yeah, well, I’m kind of worrying about carrying the switchblade. It’s categorized as a “deadly weapon” in 97-37-1 of the Mississippi Code, but hell, so are butcher knives. It also can’t be possessed by a felon under 97-37-5, but neither can . . . butcher knives. So what do you do if you’re a convicted felon—AND A BUTCHER??
And under 97-37-17 I can’t have it “on educational property,” but they don’t mention . . . butcher knives! A LOOPHOLE!!
what brought you to vicksburg? and what are you using to color the strip with?
i’ve always thought laws against switchblades were a little over the top. there’s so much other stuff you could carry around and use to put a hurtin’ on someone that’s LEGAL, so why single out switchblades?
Today I used a combination of wax-based pigments . . . er, crayons.
what about the brass knuckles i gave you in honor of your first communion? is that illegal too? why is mississippi a wimp?