i still like the waffle house.

faked by Monday, May 17th, 2004


15 Responses to “i still like the waffle house.”

  1. Ms.Comrade says:

    marta(on the left) is pretty to me. she looks kind of like adriana from the sopranos.

  2. gorjus says:

    She was kind of hot, in a vaguely threatening sort of way. I didn’t capture the slackness of her cheeks, though—she did have zig-zagged hair!

  3. gorjus says:

    I take that back. Hot is totally the wrong word. I was thinking of people I’d call hot, and she is not one of those people. She was kind of not-ugly. I’ve got to be more specific.

  4. gclark says:

    whatever the case, i’d like to be her boyfriend.

  5. RD says:

    Do any of you remember the Columbus WH waitress, “Smiley”? It was written right on her nametag, and she was. Please send one care package containing any menu items from the WH you see fit, care of RD in OR. The closest one is in Colorado, and I just can’t bring myself to make the roadtrip.

  6. Big Gray says:

    Congrats again, gorjus, and, for the record, the Waffle House may be my favorite restaurant. I went there to study all the time.

  7. pinky says:

    i wish i coulda stayed to go play with you more in jackson. it wasn’t enough time. i’m uber-proud of you.

    hey, i got old yesterday.

  8. poobou says:

    WH waitresses always seem to call me “pudd’n”. I don’t know why, but I think it’s one of the job requirements.

  9. Agent McClacho says:

    Waffle House was the site where Big Gray and I encountered one of the more unique persons in our lifetime: “Buttermouth.”

    WH was my favorite restaurant too.

  10. woodroe says:

    Buttermouth. My god. I hadn’t thought of that story in about two years. BG told a bunch of us that story about 3 years ago when we were in GA. for a gbv show. Sick. (I also remembered the story morphed into an adult “puppet” show featuring the ceramic clown)

  11. Ms.Comrade says:

    my heart officially belongs to huddle house, but i do flirt with waffle house from time to time. being called puddin’ by a sassy southern waitress makes life worth living.

  12. Agent McClacho says:

    THAT CLOWN! so creepy.

  13. jp! says:

    buttermouth was great!

    happy bday pinky!

    as for Waffle House…i can hardly go in there in the summer. the AC is so high, my food is cold before i’m half done with it. its the fucking coldest place in the world…in the summer time.

  14. Big Gray says:

    The clown is no more. I dropped it (on purpose, like the leg lamp in A Christmas Story?) on some bricks outside. To be honest, I was planning on burning it and sending it back to gorjus.

  15. pinky says:

    please don’t send that to gorjus, i have this insane “IT” clown fear that is crippling. i know he would find some way to torture me with it.

    thanks jp! hey where were you? i was looking forward to seeing you while i was there.