the cave.

faked by Wednesday, March 17th, 2004

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Yes. My hair was carrot-red for many a year—and me & my little sister were virtual twins. And yes, we actually called each other “bro” and “sis.” And we actually walked, hand-in-hand, to the same elementary school my dad went to.

16 Responses to “the cave.”

  1. alec eiffel says:

    How Freudian! (Re)entering the dark tunnel beneath the grassy knoll…

  2. Sally says:

    Did you really call your sister Pinky? That’s so cute!

    My brother has not used my given name in about 25 years. I am, and will remain, Sis to him.

  3. jp! says:

    HOW DOES IT END DID YOU DIE?

  4. gclark says:

    yeah, what’s the dealio? i don’t wanna wait til friday to know how this shiz ends, dammit!

    my guess: it’s not spiders—it’s weevils.

  5. gorjus says:

    jp!, you KILL me!

    it’s not weevils, and it’s not spiders, but it’s creepy as all hell.

    my sis got her name from the fonz’ sweetheart, Pinky Tuscadero. except we re-did it after her favorite car . . . so she was Pinky Karmannghia.

    i used to have all these cassette tapes where we made commercials and stuff, all in “character.” i wasn’t called gorjus yet, but she’s been pinky for a long time.

  6. woodroe says:

    It was something so horrible it turned his hair blonde… maybe a made for TV movie with Bert Convey & Mr. T…

  7. Sally says:

    I love Bert Convey. He is HOT. If anyone has seen an episode of Tattletales lately, you know that I am no liar.

  8. jp! says:

    this got me thinking…you know, i like those Adam Ant hits from the 80s, but being a 30 year old man, there’s not too many opportunities to play “Strip” and still look cool. like its hard to just crank that up in my car when i pull up to the mall or something.

    heh.

  9. bulb says:

    Ant Music for Ant People!

  10. MsComrade says:

    you resemble the little boy on the book cover of “how to eat fried worms” i had as a kid.

  11. Madac says:

    “how to eat fried worms”!! That brings back memories. Well not eating the worms but owning and reading that book!!

  12. Agent McClacho says:

    or the boy in Freckle Juice

  13. jp! says:

    haw! get up on some freckle juice!!

  14. Adding to the Freudian element: “to explore the ‘underground tunnel’—drainage ditch—that ran from my sister…”

    Crikey!

  15. Big Gray says:

    I read “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” today.

  16. gorjus says:

    well, ya know it wasn’t a dream . . . it was just a drainage ditch! ha!