modern romance.

faked by Monday, March 15th, 2004

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Much thanks to Sally & the Ocean Brave for cutting out the little big-eyed people, who come from a painting by Eve. Sally also came up with the exact drunken make-out pose.

When I got home from Sally’s last night, I realized I was a Boy too short, but had an extra Girl. I almost made the last panel two Girls, a la Vic Chesnutt’s “Soft Picasso,” but I wanted the repetitive motif to continue on. Ain’t nobody breaking out of this cycle!

Then when I left for work this morning I saw, face down in the rain, the white shadow-back of the lost Boy, swimming in mud.

17 Responses to “modern romance.”

  1. gclark says:

    cunnilingus on catoptric. lord help us.

    two girls at the end would’ve been kinda funny.

  2. Sally says:

    This is awesome and perfect. The cuddly, inseparable lovers in the booth at the restaurant are my favorite…although the drunken make-out pose came out really, really well.

  3. wah says:

    inseparable lovers is the best

  4. jp! says:

    god damn those people creep me out. its like the children from village of the damned…’cept big eyed!!

  5. speedy marie says:

    Was this inspired by the yeah yeah yeahs?

  6. gorjus says:

    Oh yeah! Well, the title was, most certainly. Good eyes, Speedy!

  7. bakerkm45 says:

    Two girls are always funny.

  8. Sally says:

    Remember when someone on here tried to say that Madonna and Britney Spears kissing wasn’t that interesting?

    P-shaw.

  9. jp! says:

    you know, didn’t Christina A. and Madonna kiss on stage just a few seconds from the time when Britany and Modonna kissed? did i dream that up? who doesn’t anyone mention that?

  10. Sally says:

    As gclark pointed out that day, Christina A. looked like a honey-baked ham with a weave and that image was therefore erased from the memory of America.

    I think theirs was just a peck, anyway.

    More big-eyed creepiness, please!

  11. Big Gray says:

    How in the hell is Modern Romance a Yeah Yeah Yeahs reference other than it’s named after a song or something? I mean, it’s not like they coined the phrase or anything. Sheesh.

  12. Big Gray says:

    Um, and isn’t that title just a ripoff of Albert Brooks? You guys and your YYYs. Philistines!

  13. the Swirly Wand says:

    Still misses you…and thinks this is adorable…but only because of your bizarrely sad P.S.- floating cut out of boy..you might qualify for Dr. Phil now.

  14. gorjus says:

    Ha! Big Gray, you’re so jaded! I’m surprised you didn’t even bring up the obvious Bowie paralell, to “Modern Love,” which is what I was gonna call it, but “romance” is obviously not the word for what’s going on in this cartoon.

    Speedy Marie just asked if it was a YYY’s reference—and he was right! I was listening to that song, and it just suited the strip perfectly. And I highly, highly doubt that Al Brooks has a copyright on the phrase “modern romance,” or that the YYY’s were thinking they were “ripping him off”!

    Don’t you have Canals of Venice practice right now?

  15. woodroe says:

    I leave for Ohio and look what happens… SICK!

  16. Sally says:

    That sounds like a “fair and balanced” argument if you ask me.

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