Hey! My hand doesn’t hurt today, but my calves do. I bowled a 143, but it was after anybody cared, because we were all drunked up.
Hey! My hand doesn’t hurt today, but my calves do. I bowled a 143, but it was after anybody cared, because we were all drunked up.
Your 143 was higher than our two winning rounds, so you are officially the N30BBP* winner.
But you are right. It was after anyone cared.
*Nog’s 30th Bowling Birthday Party
Too bad you couldn’t have added two more little points on to make it an even 145!.
Gorjus call me when you roll a 200.
Gorgus, I never knew you were a sloth. This changes everything, mutant. Did you have a bandsaw accident after bowling?
My hand looks like the hand on that SNL commercial for the extra digit remover.
All in all, mighty fine work!
it twas a fun evening! happy birthday nogs! lily was very excited about going to the party. before her nap yesterday, she was crying, “i miss the party.” we said, “you didn’t miss it; it’s at 6.” then she clarified that by “miss it” she meant she had a longing for it. she was so stoked to bowl! and as i am with child and unable to slosh myself, i got drunk on chips and nacho cheese glue. almost as cool.
nog & jaxxie,
we’ll see you later tonight. lily was very upset that there was no cake last night, so we’re bringing one over after work. yurm.
did gorjus not tell any of ya’ll that he was bowling league champion when we were like twelve? it was the coolest thing: 4 pre-teens schooled some high school seniors in youth bowling. we didn’t get to play drunk though. sigh….
I love the Angry-Face Gorjus.
9 days and counting!
Gorjus did mention that he was the champion of something-or-other, but we didn’t believe him. He’s the boy who cried bowling tournament. We all thought he was making it up.
no, no, dear sally. it’s true. i even have pictures of him with the crew cut and crazy teeth holding the trophy.
Er, crazy teeth?
Gorjus? Is there something you haven’t told us?
Pinky, please fill us in. You are an invaluable source of Gorjus gossip.
Indeed!! gorjus has always been just that, but when we were little, he had, um, funny teeth. (like point-and-laugh funny) but four million years of braces fixed that.
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sorry bro, couldn’t pass it up. sally’s right, there is a whole world of gorjus-ness that has gone untapped. evil leetle seester laugh
man, youlook like a crazy muppet in that last one, which is cool. i like how the comic nerd seems to be content with the ‘truth’ he knows, while you are worked up in a frenzy.
as fer your bowling….not too damn bad!
Wait…what was your defense of needing Aquaman in space? His “powers” are aquatic…what good would they be on the moon?