Happy birthday to Jaxxie!! Go see her cartoon!
This is a true story. Fragment of the converation it was birthed from:
Gorjus: So, you bike-stalked him for what, three months?
Jaxxie: Um.
G: Uh, six months?
J: Um.
G: It wasn’t more than a year. Tell me it wasn’t more than a year.
J: It wasn’t! It was just a year.
G: A whole year?
J: To the day.
Saturday night is Jaxxie’s birthday and she’s having a goth party to celebrate!! I’m making “blood punch”: coconut rum and cranberry juice. Awesome.
Next Monday cartoon: TBA
Next Wednesday cartoon: TBA
Next Friday cartoon: About me meeting John Edwards on Thursday the sixth. Yes!! He’s hitting Mississippi on a fundraising stop, and ye olde Gorjus will dutifully visually report!!
Is it goth to puke? ‘Cause coconut rum’s got puking written all over it.
Happy early birthday to Hot Jaxxie (and by extension—get it?—Isabella)!
happy early birthday, jackie!
yeah, coconut rum sounds like it lends itself to the up-chucking. i’m so sorry i won’t be around for the unhappy birthday party and gorjus hijinks that will be taking place. (i pick the worst weekends to go out of town – there is always some awesome event that goes down in lore) i can only hope this winds up with an arrest and subsequent man love in the hinds county lock up for some lucky young man.
happy birthday fabulous jaxxie! sally and i are bringing our wolfgang press records. and wed. night gorjus told me he’s wearing black, lace cut out gloves to the partay. i’m gonna bust out a killing moon t-shirt. is there gonna be food at this party? do goths even eat?
Yes Vendela, we’ll have some depressingly bland food. Like white bread and saltines. Real goths can’t be bothered with Martha things like food preparation.
happy birthday jaxx.
bela lugosi is dead!
happy bday!
DUDE… there is also a gothic martha stewart website:-)
Happy bday.
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