anon. from e-mail, circulating jax, au naturel:
“New Barbie Dolls for the Jackson Metro Market”
Madison Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Highland Village and high-end boutiques around the Jackson metro area. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a giant, mostly unoccupied house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with “augmented” version. Please note, this one does NOT play well with other Barbies. For extra fun, purchase a second Ken or one of his ethnic friends that come with various blue-collar outfits, because Madison Barbie has her needs too.