PrettyFakes

anon. from e-mail, circulating jax, au naturel:

“New Barbie Dolls for the Jackson Metro Market”

Madison Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Highland Village and high-end boutiques around the Jackson metro area. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a giant, mostly unoccupied house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with “augmented” version. Please note, this one does NOT play well with other Barbies. For extra fun, purchase a second Ken or one of his ethnic friends that come with various blue-collar outfits, because Madison Barbie has her needs too.

Mr. Salter,

Good commentary on Governor Musgrove’s loss of identity. As a true liberal Democrat, but also as a realist, he frustrates me: his continuing evasion of President Clinton, a massively popular president, and Al Gore—who garnered a majority of the popular vote—peg him as a waffler and someone filled with self-defeat.
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it’s no secret that i enjoy the whiskey of life with a splash of d & d on the side. i’ve never gone full-blown twelve-sided die, but appreciate a little computer-generated orc fight.
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the already-infamous sushi memo!

“i just can’t fucking stop

thinking about you”

the thermals, “no culture icons”

first things first: who do i want as state’s new coach? the fella ‘bama should have hired, sly croom.

secondly:
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dear mom,

everything’s still okay down here. we’re in the middle of our moot court competition, which is pretty cool, because i get to wear a robe and scare 2L’s. it’s a fun issue, too—can a school regulate hair length? sounds way 1972, but surprisingly viable with the new round of 2003 arguments: anti-gangs, cleanliness (no gutter punks at america high!).

yeah, i know, catoptric looks funny. this happens to gene every few months.
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From the Tuesday, September 30th Clarion-Ledger letters page, entitled “More than ‘little bit’ of tort reform now:”

I’m amazed at the comments of Ben Puckett (“The best we can buy? Part II,” Sept. 21). He said he contributed money to [elected as a Democrat, recently turned Republican, recently drug up the battle flag, general traitor Lt. Governor] Amy Tuck because she worked to get the “little bit” of tort reform in last year’s multi-million dollar special session, and because he was worried about “anti-business” legislation.
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